I have this neighbour who has to worm his way into my existence without my permission. I am an accommodating person, I like to give people the benefit of the doubt.
So about six months ago we were graced with yet another new set of neighbour, this particular house has had three sets of people live there in the last 3 years. The first set were good lads, I liked them they behaved well and never got out of hand. The second set were a little more rowdy than the first they partied hard but knew a little something about sensitivity. The third set of neighbours are a little more "interesting". Now according to my sources, only girls live there now, which is a change from the all boys digs that existed there for the last two years. Here's my beef, if only girls live there why is it that all the bother that I have experienced concerning the new neighbours involves a guy? It is odd that what it is... here are some of my neighbourly highlights...
Firstly, this dude likes to parade around in his birthday suit, my bedroom window faces his and I have decided our fence is not high enough!
Secondly, he sings, loudly and badly to inappropriate songs such as "I touch Myself" and 'Like a Virgin" in the middle of the night.
Last but certainly not least, during day, I don't know they do but they do it loudly and violently. So much so I cant barley be in my room I have run off to other parts of the house I am so embarrassed.
A few days ago I thought I hint that you know I am an unwilling audience it his shenanigans by playing Like a Virgin loudly so he could hear. Didn't work in fact that night I was forced to listen to a fair amount virgin and touch related songs. I cant go over there and have it out because I cant look at him I know will succumb to fits of giggles I mean have seen him in his birthday suit!
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