A touchy situation

Last night my beautiful touch screen phone the joy of my days decided to stop working. What's a touch screen phone if you cant use the touch function? I said to myself switch it off for a couple of hours and it'll be fine. So I went to bed with that positive thought in mind. Even through  the terrible storm last night I was unshaken in my trust that my phone will be fine by morning, it had to be what am I suppose to so without my mobile? Well morning came and guess what? my phone is still not working and it can't be fixed. I am a good person, I care about the environment, I have just started this new super health kick, with organic foods and I am considering going vegetarian. now what did I do to deserve this? I am nice to people and I always reply messages I don't screen calls. I am a friend to mobile technology! I advocate the use of mobile technology, so why am I being punished? I cant even get my contacts out! 

Seriously what the heck am I going to do without my mobile?